i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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