I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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