You're my little dorito
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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