Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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