lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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