I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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