That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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