Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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