Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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