It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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