This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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