ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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