Porn is love you can see.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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