that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
