STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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