I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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