So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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