hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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