Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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