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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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