Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
