we have officially lost it.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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