can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
