i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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