who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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