So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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