Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
