this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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