Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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