Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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