Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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