Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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