Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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