your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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