Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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