I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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