i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
