I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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