i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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