what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
wow bdsm is so cute
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
