I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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