Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I understand Curling. That high.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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