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you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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