dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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