I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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