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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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