Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I need a beard to bite.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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