i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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