Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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