What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
