Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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