I just cut my nipple shaving
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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