I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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